The Guardian Employees are having a debate amongst themselves… “What’s the best way to get rid of organic remains?”**
We’re open to suggestions! The best suggestion wins a prize: a PMC Kit (Post Mayhem Cleanup Kit)!
Watch the video to see what’s included in the PMC Kit!
To enter this giveaway contest, just leave us a funny suggestion to “What’s
the best way to get rid of organic remains?”** in the comments; then on January 31st 2021, we’ll pick a winner!
Let’s hear those suggestions!
**= It’s a joke! This thought exercise is for entertainment purposes only!
No purchase necessary to enter. On January 31st, 2021, Guardian staff will vote on the funniest comment and choose a winner for this Giveaway. The Winner will be notified publicly via FACEBOOK/INSTAGRAM and will have 24 hours to claim the giveaway. If the winner fails to respond correctly another will be chosen. You must allow GTC to post your image on FACEBOOK/INSTAGRAM/YOUTUBE to identify the winner. Only Law-Abiding citizens, over the age of 21, with a legible valid US government-issued form of identification, with a current picture of your face can enter. It is the entrant’s responsibility to know their local, state, and the applicable federal laws regarding the ownership of the giveaway. Giveaway MUST be picked up in our PA store, we will not ship the giveaway. This contest is in no way sponsored or administered by FACEBOOK/INSTAGRAM/YOUTUBE.
source
This video is evidence of “pre-meditation”, but I would go with hippos.
Come on its pretty obvious a PIG farm is the best option then you could always convert said PIG into something delicious. I call that a WIN WIN.
polish deli in Philadelphia with new flavor of Kielbasa
1) Preserve it and use for Halloween decorations. 2) catapult. It must have fallen out of a plane. 3) freeze in carbanite and display at a comic book store. 4) put it up for sale on ebay with a 90% off discount. 5) dig up jimmy hoffa, bury remains in hole. … I wonder how many of these i can come up with before someone contacts the authorities ? Thanks for the much needed dark humor.
Well i can't pick it up if i win, so i you choose me please find a Local crazy person and donate it to him. Please film it if you do. So feed the organics to a creature from john carpenter the Thing. Others will see organic mater up and moving, so you will have alibi. It wont out you to keep itself secret.
I saw a documentary on this very subject a few years ago, I believe it was called 'Weekend at Bernie's'
The best way to get rid of organic remains is calling Hillary Clinton.
Jesus Christ
Obviously a woodchipper!